Right – my diary’s finally available – just in time for the wedding. It’s a modern eBook job for you to read on your phone or laptop or donglestick or whatever they’re called. Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.
It’s longer than The Princess And The Pea, but shorter than The Princess Bride. Oh, and it’s a bit sweary. Not for the faint-hearted.
You can cough up via Paypal and Google Checkout but if you haven’t got an account with either of them, go for Paypal and click where it says ‘Don’t have a Paypal account?’ – you can use pretty much any debit or credit card.
Once you’ve paid, you’ll be directed to a download page where you’ll get an epub file that should open on almost all eBook readers on smartphones. If you’d prefer a PDF of it or a mobi file (for Kindle), or have any other queries, email me.