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New Beatles Album!

Wow! John Lennon and George Harrison have teamed up in Heaven to record and release a new album, George And John Do One. The tracklisting is as follows. 1: Shobba Dobba 2: I Heard You Cackle 3: Stuck In A … Continue reading

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Jesus in a Marmite lid? Fuck off!

As seen in the papers this week, the face of Jesus has supposedly appeared in a Marmite lid in Wales… I’ve had a word with JC and he says it’s got fuck all to do with him. Furthermore, he pointed … Continue reading

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Anna Nicole Smith – trouble in paradise

It’s been three years to the day since Anna Nicole Smith pitched up here in Heaven. She’s been celebrating the anniversary by riding a cow around and spitting painkillers into people’s faces. About an hour ago she gave a slurred … Continue reading

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