Blogging exclusively from the afterlife. Thoughts, feelings, tantrums and tiaras. Fuck knows how long it’ll be before I get bored with it.
Drop me a line at princessdianainheaven@googlemail.com
Blogging exclusively from the afterlife. Thoughts, feelings, tantrums and tiaras. Fuck knows how long it’ll be before I get bored with it.
Drop me a line at princessdianainheaven@googlemail.com
Diana In Heaven... 
Hello. Firstly, I’m a bit drunk.
Secondly, hello. This is, of course, based on you ignoring the initial hello.
This is essentially a message to say that I’m mightily honoured for you following me on Twitter as your writing is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever read and I applaud your magnificently offensive ramblings.
Anyway, I’m off to sleep. I will continue to chortle to myself at work reading your beauty…of course, only in between laughing that Madeleine McCann is still missing.
Cheerio for now.
Sacha
Do you get a ‘Guide to Heaven’ booklet when you arrive, Diana? Is there a waiting room?
Do you still need to go to the toilet in heaven and if you do can you tell me if men still pee on the seat?
Stephen Hawking has recently announced that God doesn’t exist. Can you clear this up as I am an atheist and I don’t want to get to the other side to meet all those smug religious twats chorusing “we told you so!”
Diana why haven’t you called? Loved the chat we had on the Concord, BTW I need to give you back the hotel room key you gave me. See you on the otherside.
Well I ahve a question, if she is in heaven why are you showing her eyes as red? After I watched the picture on your website, it seems she is the devil, or a witch? so please put a picture of her as the site name suggest i.e. dinana in heaven.
When Heather Mills dies (which hopefully will be fucking soon) will her leg be in heaven waiting for her?