The Big Man fired this one down to you mortals a few days ago when he’d had a few. Explains why it’s so slapdash. But it gets the job done and there were almost 800 zealots queuing up to have a butchers at it earlier this afternoon.
Hopefully the bloke who found it can make a few quid selling postcards or souvenir tea towels with it on. Everyone wins – that’s Heaven for you!